The Last Day of School is like the final scene in a movie where the hero triumphantly rides off into the sunset, except the hero is you, and the sunset is the start of summer vacation. It’s the day when the halls buzz with excitement, and the clock ticks slower than a sloth on vacation. Students are bouncing off the walls, teachers have that ‘I survived’ look in their eyes, and even the school bell seems to ring with a cheerier tone. Homework turns into history, and classrooms become echo chambers of year-end festivities. It’s a day of signing yearbooks, planning summer adventures, and saying goodbye to the alarm clock’s tyranny. The Last Day of School isn’t just a date on the calendar; it’s a festival of freedom. So there is no better way to celebrate this festival than with jokes!
Last Day of School Jokes are the cherry on top of the great sundae of school memories. They’re the playful jabs at the year gone by, from the mystery meat in the cafeteria to the never-ending math class that felt like a time warp. Imagine cracking a joke about how your backpack has gone into hibernation, or how the school’s lost and found box is probably a treasure trove of your missing pens. These jokes capture the light-hearted side of school life, turning every groan about homework and every eye roll about early mornings into a reason to laugh. They’re shared between friends, passed down from seniors to juniors, and even teachers get in on the fun, proving that humor is the best way to close the chapter on another school year. So, as the final bell rings, let Last Day of School Jokes turn those sighs of relief into roars of laughter.
Best Last Day of School Jokes
Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?
Because you can’t end on a prep position.
Wanna hear a poem for the last day of school?
Don’t be sad that school has passed, just be glad they passed your a$$.
In old Russia, before USSR a small child comes home from the last day of school and holding his grade sheet yells to his revolutionary father, “Father! You know how you always say how bad our schooling system is? Now I have proof of it!”
Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the last day of school?
She lost control of her pupils.
Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
Dad: Why?
Tom: I loaned it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.
What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the last day of school?
“But I’m paying as little attention as I can!”
What do lobsters do on the last day of school?
They shellabrate!
Mother: How did you find the school on the last day today?
Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!
It’s Timmy’s last day of school.
He brings an apple for Ms. Macintosh, a banana for Mr. Peel, a melon for Coach Honeydew, and so on.
As the years pass by, the only one he really stays in touch with is Mrs. Cox.
Why was the obtuse angle so upset on the last day of school?
Because he wasn’t right all year.
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Little Johnny was excited to go home on the last day of school.
“You must correctly answer a history question to be dismissed from class and go to the playground while your parents pick you up,” the teacher adds.
The teacher inquires, “Who was the first President of the United States? Maria?”
“That’s easy, George Washington!” Maria exclaims.
“You can now go to the playground. Next, what was the name of the war in which the states battled each other? Jose? “, inquired the teacher.
“Ummm….. the Civil War?” Jose answered.
“Correct! You are welcome to join Maria on the playground.”
As the teacher continues to ask questions, Little Johnny becomes increasingly upset that he was yet to be called on. He’s enraged in his seat, looking out the window at his students playing, groaning, and murmuring, “God damn. Look at all those fucking Mexicans.”
“Who said that?!?” exclaims the teacher.
Little Johnny gets to his feet and says “Davy Crockett! Alamo! See ya!”
What do you call when a test tube baby finishes high school?
It has graduated cylinder now.
What happened when the student mooned his teacher?
She sued him for his hairy-assment.
Why does the broom not remember its last day of school?
Because it was sweeping the entire day.
Why did the teacher shed tears on the last day of school?
They were tears of joy.
How do you say farewell in French?
“Adieu.”
How do students in the Middle East bid farewell to each other on the last day of school?
They Dubai.
I bought photo frames for my friends as a gift for the last day of school for only a penny…
It was a good buy.
What happens on the Last Day of School?
Primary/Elementary School: Goodbye peeps!! waves hands excitedly
Secondary/Middle School: It was great, everything – and I will..miss everyone! Let’s meet up when we are free, ok? tears in eyes
High School: I am out of HERE!!!! – College here I come!!! I can smell the FREEDOM!
College: What the heck just happened? What do you mean it has been 3-4 years already? And now I’m supposed to join the workforce? NOOOOOOO.
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Which subject does a snake love to teach its students on the Last Day of School?
Hisssstory.
Why did Mary and Joseph not attend the Virtual End-of-School Year celebration?
At the inn, there was no zoom.
Despite the fact that no one laughed, why did the Chemistry teacher go on cracking Last Day of School jokes?
She was trying until she got a reaction.
Why do the teachers give End-of-Year Assignments?
It is their method of determining how bright the parent is.
The teacher and students were having a friendly chat on the last day of school.
Student: Sir, what’s it like being drunk?
Teacher: Do you spot those six desks? A drunk guy would see twelve.
Student: There are only three desks.
Where do math professors choose to spend their vacation time?
Times Square!
On the last day of school before summer, the florist’s kid presented the teacher with a gift. She shook it, held it up, and exclaimed, “I’m sure it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” replied the student.
The candy store owner’s daughter then presented the teacher with a gift. She raised it, shook it, and remarked, “I’m sure I know what it is! It’s a candy box!”
“That’s right!” exclaimed the student.
The next present came from the booze store owner’s son. The teacher held it.
She looked up and noticed that it was leaking. She pressed her finger against a drop, tasted it and inquired, “Is it the wine?”
“No,” the boy replied.
The teacher tasted another drop.
“Is that champagne?” she inquired.
“No,” the boy replied.
“What exactly is it?” she asked.
The student said,” A puppy.”
Where did the students spend their time gardening on the last day of school?
In kindergarden.
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What was the objective of the teacher’s drawing on the window during the last day of school?
He wanted his lesson to be very clear for the students.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Abby.
(Abby who?)
Abby Last Day of School to you!
Students were instructed not to bring their instruments on the last day of school.
The choir kids had a hard time.
On the last day of school, why was the egg kicked out of class?
It kept telling yolks.
Why did the dog gift his teacher personalized stationery on the last day of school?
Because he was the teacher’s pet.
Why did the kid apologize for his terrible Chemistry jokes on the last day of school?
He explained that the good ones argon.
The son of a godfather comes back home at the end of the school year with his report.
The report states:
History A
Math A+
Science A+
Literature A
Geography B+
The father grabs a gun and shot him in the head. The mother shocked and in tears asks: “why did you shoot him?!”
And the Boss said, “He knew too much.”
Why did the cows skip the last day of school?
They went to the moo-vies.
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What was the Algebra teacher’s favorite sum?
Summer.
Why did the student eat his end-of-year assignment?
Well, the teacher told him that it was a piece of cake.
Why are teachers so rude on the last day of school?
It is because they have no class.
Why were the geometry teachers enjoying their end of year lunch in the teacher’s lounge?
They were having square meals.
Why was the music teacher sad on the last day of school?
He had lots of trebles.
At the end of the school term, a teacher gives her students candy of different flavors.
And each flavor has its own unique color, Blueberry-dark blue Strawberry-red Etc.
And the teacher decides to have a joke, she gets out a new flavor that no one tried yet, honey flavored, and no one in the class knew what it was.
So the teacher gives a hint saying “The flavor is what your mum normally calls your dad”. And then all of a sudden, one girl from a desk stands up to spit the candy out saying, “EWW! It’s an asshole!”
Why was the magician invited on the last day of school?
Because he asked trick questions.
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The past, present, and future walk into the class for the last day of school.
It was tense.
Why did the teacher forget to take attendance on the last day of school?
She was absent-minded.
What drove the teacher to dive into the pool at home after the last day of school dismissal?
She wanted to test the waters.
Which of these last-day-of-school jokes did you find amusing? Tell us in the comments section below!
The Little Johnny joke is funny!