Get ready for a laughter-filled journey through the world of vape humor! Our collection of hilarious vape jokes, witty one-liners, and clever puns is sure to make even the most seasoned vaper chuckle. Perfect for sharing with friends during vape sessions or simply enjoying a good laugh on your own, these jokes add a lighthearted touch to the vaping experience.
So, sit back, relax, and let the laughter roll as we dive into the funniest and most amusing vape jokes that’ll keep you smiling through clouds of vapor. Don’t forget your Electronic cigarette!
Best Vaping Jokes
What do you call an heirloom vape pen?
A family Juul.
Which Roman emperor vaped the most?
Juuls Ceasar.
Did you hear that the guy who invented the vape died today?
He will be mist.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought vaping was part of the water cycle.
Why should vaccines be released in vape form?
This way no one will ask what’s in it at that point.
If someone is vegan and does CrossFit, which do they tell you about first?
Vaping.
Do you know that a group of vaping college students is called a smog?
A group of vaping middle school students is called down to the principal’s office.
Why shouldn’t you force your date to vape?
That’s date-vape!
Why do some people really like vaping?
It’s a good way to blow off steam.
Did you hear about the man who has decided to run a marathon and has taken up vaping instead of smoking?
You could say that he is running on fumes.
What is it called if they sell an E-Cigarette to a minor?
Statutory vape.
What do you call it if you were to rob a vape shop?
Juul heist.
How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, vapes?
Patient: Mostly brisket, and pork.
What do you call making four left turns while vaping?
A Juulers loop.
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How much energy does it take to hit a vape?
1 juul.
How do you know if someone is a vegan hipster with an iPhone that vapes?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Did you hear about the guy who won a vaping competition?
It was his greatest aspiration.
Do you know about the health benefits of vaping?
As the husband said, “Ever since I started vaping, my wife has been getting a lot less cigarette burns.”
Why did the e-cigarette apply for a job?
Because it wanted to quit vaping and start working on its cloud career!
A guy got pulled over and his vape was in his cup holder.
The cop said, “You know, the news says those things are killing people.”
He chuckled and said, “They’re saying the same thing about you guys.”
How can you tell whether or not someone vapes?
Wait thirty seconds.
What blood-sucking creature likes smoking electric cigarettes?
A vape-pire.
How do people know when to vape?
They check their schejuul.
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What do you call someone who vapes?
A vapor.
What do Juul and the Catholic Church have in common?
They both have an interest in vaping children.
What do you call a vaping vampire?
Vlad the Inhaler.
Patient: Am I a bad person because I occasionally like to vape?
Psychiatrist: Not at all. It’s really not a big deal.
Patient: Thanks! That’s such a velief.
Do you know that scientists are creating a world where monkeys are allergic to tobacco?
They’re calling it the Planet of the Vapes.
Isn’t it obvious that people don’t get vaping while taking a bathroom selfie?
It’s all smoke and mirrors to them.
Did you know the queen has a vape pen?
She calls it her crown Juul.
Where do magicians learn their impressive vape tricks?
They study at Juuliard.
Why smokers are not shouting on roads protesting against the vape ban?
They don’t have enough lung capacity.
A guy walks into a bar at an agricultural machine convention.
He buys a straight whiskey and then proceeds to tell the hot barmaid the same story of how he no longer enjoys the thrill of driving agricultural machinery. All of a sudden he proceeds to suck in all the vape smoke clouding the room into his lungs and leaves the bar to blow all the smoke outside, he then calmly walks off into the distance.
The dude at the bar asked, “Who the f*ck was that guy?”
The barmaid explains, “Oh that was just Jerry, he’s an ex-tractor fan.”
Did you know Hitler vaped?
Never hesitated to hit the jewl.
Did you hear about the guy who took their friend’s “L” shaped vape?
Now his friend keeps hyperventilating for some reason.
What do you call a black person that’s addicted to vaping?
Nigatine.
Why do Jews prefer to vape instead of smoking?
The ash tray makes them feel uncomfortable.
What do you call a vaping dis*bled person?
A steamed vegetable.
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The shop near me is selling a plant based alterative to vapes…
Cigarettes.
Why do cannibals like people who vape?
Because they have popcorn lungs!