Mario is that mustached plumber who somehow spends less time fixing pipes and more time jumping on turtles, smashing bricks with his head, and chasing after mushrooms that make him grow taller than a house. He runs through castles, fights fire-breathing lizards, and still has time to rescue a princess who seems to get kidnapped every other weekend. If plumbers in real life had his energy, nobody would ever have a leaking sink again.
Mario jokes make all this wild adventure even funnier because they take his world of fire flowers, warp pipes, and bouncing coins and twist it in unexpected ways. They let you laugh at how strange his daily routine really is, like treating turtle shells as sports equipment or carrying endless items in his pockets. Reading them feels like stepping into his game but with a comedian holding the controller, turning every jump and coin grab into a setup for a laugh.
Best Mario Jokes
How does Mario talk to the dead?
With a luigi board.
Why did Mario lose his job?
Because of his boos problem.
If Mario lived in the United States, what state would he live in?
Luigiana.
Why couldn’t Mario find his kart?
It was Toad…
Marisa Tomei is an anagram of…
It’s a-me, Mario.
Mario goes to court.
Judge: “I order you to pay $10,000.”
Mario: “Why?”
Judge: “It’s a fine.”
Mario: [sadly] “No, it’s not!”
Because Nintendo’s beloved character is Japanese, Mario is his last name. His first name?
Itsume.
Why did Mario break his hand?
He Punched too many BRICKS!
What did Mario say to Peach when they broke up?
“It’s not you, it’s a me a Mario!”
Did you know Mario is actually Japanese?
Mario is his last name, Itsumi Mario, and his brother, Letsu Gou Luigi.
Why is Mario jealous of Donald Trump?
Because he has been in peach twice now.
Which search engine does Mario use?
Yahoo!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s Amy.
(Amy who?)
It’s amy, MARIO!
“It’s a boy!” Mario shouted. “It’s a boy!”
With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room….and never visited Bangkok again.
”What doesn’t kill you, makes you smaller.”
-Mario
What sound do police cars make in Mario World?
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
Donald Duck was walking through Mario’s castle.
When he saw the princess, he said, “Hi, Daisy!”
To which she replied, “I’m Peach, Donald.”
EA is releasing a new Mario game!
It’s called Pay-Per-Mario.
What’s Luigi’s favorite dish at a seafood restaurant?
It’s a Cala-Mario!
What does Mario say while he’s preparing pizza?
“It’s a me, Maridough!”
What did Super Mario’s French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for “friend”?
“It’s ami, Mario!”
Peach is walking past Mario and Luigi and hears:
“First Emma comes, then I come, then two asses come, then I come one more time, the two asses come again, I come the third time, pee twice, then I come for the last time.”
She walks up and slaps him.
“Mario! That’s disgusting!”
“What? I teach-a Luigi to spell Mississippi!”
What’s Mario’s favorite Hawaiian island?
O’ahu!
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim denim denim.
Why does Mario throw his bananas on the road?
Because they aren’t a-peeling.
Yo mama so dumb, she played Super Mario World and died in the Top Secret Area.
What do you say to Mario when he doesn’t get a joke on the Internet?
“It’s a meme Mario.”
Did you know that Paper Mario and Paper Luigi used to rent an apartment in London?
They were flatmates.
What do you use to pick up turtle poop in Mario?
A Koopa Troopa Poopa Scoopa.
Mario, Wario and Luigi went to northern Norway to visit Father Christmas.
Luigi read a big book of Norwegian ethnography before the visit. Wario read a big book about Father Christmas. Mario read a big book about Scandinavian languages.
They had a great time meeting Father Christmas and visiting the workshops, where they spent a little time watching the elves doing their work, reading from the list of nice children and calling to each other to fetch the appropriate gifts.
Mario, Wario and Luigi were all fascinated. But Mario was intrigued. “What’s that language they use to communicate with each other?” he asked Wario. “Is it Lapp?’
Luigi was appalled at the outdated terminology. He looked sternly at his brother and said:
“It’s Saami, Mario!”
Luigi asks his brother what that Nintendo avatar is called…
Mario says, “It’s a Mii.”
Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games…
They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3.
Why did Mario get upset when borrowing Princess Peach’s laptop?
Because she forgot to clear her Bowser history.
Yo mama so hairy, Mario thought she was Donkey Kong!
Mario: “What kind of insect is that?”
Luigi: “It’s a bee, Mario!”
What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
Mario is getting old and is becoming sick.
He needs a caregiver to help him get around the house. His caregiver is Horton the elephant.
After a while, Mario is bedridden with his illness. There’s a knock at the door, but Mario is too weak to go see who it is. Horton opens the door. Mario asks, “Horton, who’s a here?”
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What is Mario’s favorite drink?
7 Up.
What does Wart drink?
Hot Croako.
Mario games are unforgiving…
… there’s not mushroom for error.
What’s Mario’s favorite bagel flavor?
Ses-a-ME! Mario!
Where is it not okay to play Mario?
The pet store. They get really mad when you jump on their turtles.
What’s Mario’s favourite musical?
Mamma Mia!
The body of Mario’s former nemesis was found in his jungle province this morning.
It was in a state of DK.
What’s the First Amendment in Super Mario’s constitution?
Freedom of Peach.
What is Mario’s favorite type of insurance?
DentalDentalDental.
Yo mama so ugly, when she played Super Mario Bros, all the ? blocks turned to ! blocks.
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Mario walks into a bar…
“Oomph!”
How do Koopas communicate?
They use a shell-phone!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wa.
(Wa who?)
It’s-a me Mario!
If Mario ran a shopping delivery service, what would it be called?
MarioCart.
What do you call a plumber in a classic rock band?
Mario Speedwagon.
What console do you play Mario Kart on in France?
Nintendo Oui!
What did Mario say to the cop after he got a $200 traffic ticket?
Thatsa fine.
What do the ghosts from Super Mario World drink?
Boos.
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Yo mama so fat, she was able to reach the final castle in “Super Mario Brothers” without even moving.
Where does Mario do his food shopping?
The Mario mart!
What is a Sith Lord’s favorite Mario Kart track?
Coconut Maul.
What kind of money does Mario use?
8-bitcoins.
Do you have a funny Mario Joke? Write down your best jokes in the comment section below!
I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing.
But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can’t go back.
I like my women like I like my Mario games…
2 dimensional.