50 Funny Puzzle Jokes And Puns For Dissectologist

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Jessica Amlee


Cracking jokes on puzzles can be a way to add humor and levity to what might otherwise be considered a serious or challenging task. It can also be a way to make learning or solving puzzles more enjoyable and engaging, as well as to make the material more relatable and memorable.

One of the best jokes to play on others is to pretend that you’re trying to solve a crossword puzzle and say aloud “Postman -blank-. Any ideas?” They’ll likely say something like “Postman Pat” to which you reply, “No that doesn’t fit.” Then if they’re not completely thick, they should ask, “How many letters?” That’s when you tell ’em, “A SACKFUL!” Then they’ll leave in disgust.

Keep reading for more puzzle jokes.

Best Puzzle Jokes

Did you hear about John who was losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle?
If he thinks that’s bad, his friend is missing 4999 pieces.

What do you get when you combine an image board website and a popular puzzle game show?
Wheel of 4chan.

How is the solution to the toilet paper shortage the same as the solution to a crossword puzzle?
One square at a time.

What do you call a fake number puzzle?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it has already located it in the word search puzzle.

Why shouldn’t you interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle?
Chances are, you’ll hear some cross words.

Have you ever seen a man who was murdered by a jigsaw?
They always look puzzled.

Did you hear about the World Crossword Puzzle Champion who died?
He was buried six feet down and three feet across.

Why do so many people like to do word puzzles in the bathroom?
Because it’s the best place for a vowel movement.

A wife asked her husband for help with a puzzle.
She said, “Hand me pieces with rocks and water.”
The husband said, “Shore.”

Did you hear about the man who solved a puzzle in 10 minutes?
Even though the box said 2-4 years.

Can you imagine Jesus doing a crossword puzzle?
And getting stuck on 2 across.

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What is God’s favorite puzzle?

What is Ryu’s favorite type of puzzle?

Why can’t violins finish a crossword puzzle?
Because violins never solved anything.

A blonde phones her boyfriend and asks, “Please come over here and assist me. I have a fantastic jigsaw puzzle that I can’t seem to get started on.”
“What is it meant to be when it’s finished?” her lover inquires.
“According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster,” the blonde says.
Her boyfriend chooses to meet her and assist with the puzzle. She welcomes him in and shows him where she has the puzzle scattered around the table. He glances at the pieces for a time before turning to her and saying, “First and foremost, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to combine these pieces into anything like a rooster.”
He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then he said with a deep sigh, “Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”

Why did the puzzle-maker quit his job?
He couldn’t make ends meet.

Did you hear about the puzzle piece that worked in a restaurant for birds?
He made a raven’s burger.

What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?

What do you call a Denver rapper from a CGI puzzle adventure game who draws your blood?
A Flobot O’ Mist.

Did you hear about the inventor of the crossword puzzle who lives near me?
Street’s three across and two down.

What did the newest member of the puzzle family say to his mom and dad?
“I love you two pieces!”

What do you call word puzzles about Harry Potter villains?
Tom Riddles.

What do you call a multicolored, curly haired puzzle?
A Rubik’s pube.

Did you hear about a satanic puzzle they found in the toilet today?
It was a loo cipher.

A husband and wife are doing a crossword puzzle.
Husband: Programs for mobile devices. 4 letters.
Wife: Apps.
Husband: Adolescent, 4 letters.
Wife: Teen.
Husband: Contraction meaning failed to perform, 5 letters.
Wife: Didn’t.
Husband: Take a life, 4 letters.
Wife: Kill.
Husband: Religious songs, 5 letters.
Wife: Hymns.
Husband: Santa’s little helper, 3 letters.
Wife: Elf.

Did you hear about the family who was all worried about their kid’s addiction to dot to dot puzzles?
It’s ok though, the kid knows where to draw the line!

Why shouldn’t you interrupt someone who loves puzzles?
Or you might hear some cross words.

What did the jigsaw puzzle win the Nobel prize for?

Which Star Wars character is really good at number puzzles?
Count Su-Dooku.

Did you see a woman attack a man with a jigsaw?
He looked puzzled.

Emily had to turn to Google for help with a crossword puzzle. The clue was “Dishonestly gaining an advantage,” eight letters.
She immediately felt bad for looking it up, that was cheating.

A man is having trouble with a crossword puzzle and asks his wife for help.
“What’s another word for an overloaded mailman? 16 across.”
“How many letters?” she asks.
“Thousands I’d imagine,” replied the husband.

Why is a jigsaw puzzle more relaxing when it is finally finished?
Because that is when it’s most piece-full.

What do you call a Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle?

Did you hear about the alcoholic with a toothpaste puzzle?
He finally got his Act together.

What do monks spend the most time on with jigsaw puzzles?
Inner pieces.

A husband and wife are playing a crossword puzzle.
Husband: Emphatic no, 5 letters.
Wife: Never.
Husband: Pistol, 3 letters.
Wife: Gun.
Husband: Disgust, 3 letters.
Wife: Ugh.
Husband: Charity, 4 letters.
Wife: Give.
Husband: Female sheep, 3 letters.
Wife: Ewe.
Husband: Pixar movie, 2 letters.
Wife: Up.

A cyclops was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his wife, “Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?”
Biting her lip, she replied, “I think you need 2 ‘i’s.”

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Which 80’s song chorus can help you try to escape Jigsaw?
Everybody cut foot loose!

What is Jigsaw’s favorite genre of music?

What Mexican food is always missing a piece?
A jigsaw pozole.

What do you get a person with dementia for their birthday?
A jigsaw puzzle they’ll be occupied for months.

A man is about to board a train when he learns that the Pope will also be taking that method of transportation since he wanted to try something new.
“This is exciting,” says the man. “I’ve always admired Pope Francis. Maybe I’ll get to meet him in person.”
The Pope began a crossword puzzle shortly after taking his seat.
“This is incredible,” the man thinks. “I’m quite good at crossword puzzles. If the Pope gets stuck, he might come to me for help.”
Almost immediately, the Pope goes to the gentleman and asks, “Excuse me, but do you know a four-letter term that ends in ‘u-n-t’ that refers to a woman?”
One word comes to mind. The man is upset. “I can’t tell the Pope that, my goodness,” he thinks. There must be another word for it.” He thinks for a moment, then it hits him: “I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘aunt.'”
“Of course,” replies the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”

What do you call word games that are in adult magazines?
Crotchword puzzles.

Did you hear about an anime jigsaw puzzle that was too simple?
It was One Piece.

Girlfriend: Why are you buying a puzzle when you don’t have a brain to play it?
Boyfriend: Do I complain when you purchase bras?

How is initiating sex with a woman similar to beginning a crossword puzzle?
By going down on one.

Have a better puzzle joke? Post your own puzzle puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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