40 Funny GTA Jokes And Puns from the 6th Edition

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Jessica Amlee


Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a renowned action-adventure video game series where players navigate a fictional, crime-ridden city. Famous for its open-world exploration and adult themes, the game allows players to partake in various activities, from story-based missions to spontaneous adventures. The excitement in the gaming community has peaked with the anticipation of GTA 6, the latest installment in the series. Rumors and speculations about its new features, storyline, and advanced graphics have created a buzz, promising an even more immersive and thrilling experience for fans.

GTA jokes often center around the game’s exaggerated portrayal of criminal antics and the wild, often unrealistic scenarios players find themselves in. These jests capture the essence of the game’s over-the-top nature, poking fun at everything from the player’s ability to survive unreal situations to the game’s notorious car chases. They’re shared with a wink among the gaming community, bonding players over the shared love of the game’s absurdity and escapism. In the world of GTA jokes, the line between virtual reality and humor blurs, creating a playground for the light-hearted side of gaming mischief.

Best Grand Theft Auto Jokes

Why does killing people in GTA make an orphan happy?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.

2013: Sorry you will need a parent to buy GTA 5!
2025: Cash or Card sir for GTA 6?

How will the cops rate a GTA game?
They’d give it 5 stars.

Yo mama so fat, she stopped the train in GTA 5.

The first trailer for GTA 6 is scheduled to be released on Tuesday, December 5.
Since it’s about Breaking And Entering, It’s called GTFO.

The GTA 6 is so immersive,
You actually felt robbed.

Yo mama so fat, she climbed into the Bobcat XL, and it became the Bobcat XXL.

Did you hear that someone broke into a neighborhood’s house, and got inside the car but only stole the sound system?
It was grand theft audio.

Yo mama so fat, when she signs into GTA Online, the Rockstar servers become unavailable.

GTA 5: Mom, can I have this game?
GTA 6: Will you pay by card or in cash?
GTA 7: Dad, can I have this game?

Teen pregnancies will be down next year.
All thanks to GTA VI.

Yo mama so strict, when she played GTA 5, she arrested everybody.

What do you call it when part of a choir got kidnapped last week?
Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.

A man got bored the other day so he decided to play a game of Grand Theft Auto.
The local police did NOT appreciate that.

Yo mama is like the GTA Online graphics, better on current gen.

How do you play a real-life version of ‘Grand Theft Auto’?
By spending the day in Manchester.

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?
Grand Theft Gelato

Yo mama is like GTA Cash Cards, sucks you dry and hard to swallow.

A police officer is hammering furiously on a guy’s door. When the guy opens the door the officer says, “Do you know what GBH is?”
The guy says, “Eh, no I don’t.”
The officer says, “Do you know what GTA is?”
The guy is just as clueless and says no.
The officer pushes on unperturbed, “Well, do you know what AS is then?”
The guy shakes his head and says, “No officer, I don’t know what AS is. Why are you asking me all these questions? Am I under arrest?”
Whereupon the officer replies, “No. these are just initial inquiries.”

Yo mama so fat, she only uses the Heavy Pistol because she can relate to it.

A thief decided to write a book about his car stealing days.
It will be his Grand Theft Autobiography.

Did you hear about the guy who robbed the garden center?
He was arrested for grand theft autotroph.

Yo mama so ugly, when she signed on to GTA online, she got an instant 5 stars.

What’s an Asian’s favorite Rockstar title?
GTA Rice City.

Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer just announced. Already criticized for displaying “excessive and gratuitous violence towards pedestrians”.
Apparently, your character is just a normal on-duty cop.

Yo mama so fat, she only bought the Assault Rifle because she thought it had sodium in it.

The stereotype of GTA players using hookers to heal and shooting them to get money back is ridiculous,
You’re supposed to just call an ambulance and shot the driver, it’s much more efficient!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Criminal Records was a rap label.

A young gamer was playing Grand Theft Auto 5 when all of a sudden it crashed and an error message popped up.
It read “Unfortunately the game is corrupted and the data will be deleted.” The gamer was feeling sad and annoyed with his 100s of hours lost. He looked up online as to why it happened. He found a guide that said if you restart the game on the same console and go to the nearest garage and talk to the guy who’s working on the car it can fix it. He did just that and it restored his old saves! Thank god for that game mechanic!

Yo mama so lazy, she refused to buy the Firework Launcher because it had the word “work” in it.

What do you get when someone steals a transformer?
Grand Theft Autobot.

A prostitute offered this gamer to do anything for 500 bucks.
He asked her to complete the remote helicopter mission in the GTA Vice City.

Yo mama so ugly, when she plays GTA 5, the cops run from her.

Is anyone else experiencing this bug in GTA V?
A cop killed a white character.

What are the similarities between playing GTA and being Jewish?
You get chased after just one star.

Yo mama so fricken stupid, she thought GTA was about killing your characters.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?
If you have a star, you are getting chased.

There’s a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities.

Yo mama so fat, her mugshot was taken by satellite.

What are the similarities between GTA V and 9/11?
A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Yo mama so poor, muggers give her money.

Do you have a funny joke about GTA? Write down your own puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

2 thoughts on “40 Funny GTA Jokes And Puns from the 6th Edition”

  1. I don’t want my son buying Grand Theft Auto. Having sex with prostitutes, stealing from innocent people, driving recklessly…
    I can teach him about these for free.

  2. Saw a guy coming out of the shop with GTA 5 and heard him say, “Wish this game was real.”
    So I punched him in the face, shot him in the kneecaps, and stole the game.


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