Mulan is the legendary warrior from a Disney story who joins the army in disguise to protect her family and save her country. The tale mixes action, courage, and secret identity trouble, which already sounds like the start of a comedy. Between strict training, army rules, and a hidden truth, the setup is perfect for laughter to sneak in.
Mulan jokes grow from that secret identity chaos and the big gap between who everyone thinks the hero is and what is really going on. Blog readers enjoy these jokes because they mix bravery with silly twists and wordplay. The result is light, fast humor that turns an epic legend into friendly fun.
Best Mulan Jokes
The remake of Mulan and the Chinese banner have a lot in common.
They’re both huge red flags with stars in their corner.
What did Mulan say as she prepared a dinner of last night’s leftovers?
“Let’s get down to business to re-heat the buns.”
Netflix and Disney should just join forces to create the most controversial movie ever: a young girl becomes infatuated with makeup and skimpy outfits, but first she must save China from the threat of the Uighur.
Call it Mulan Rouge.
What do the Pink Panther and Mulan have in common?
Dead hun…dead hun…dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn.
What do you call Mulan’s landscaping son?
Mow-Lawn.
Disney is making a movie about a cow standing in your front yard…
They’re calling it ‘Mulan”.
Technically mulan committed a felony.
Male fraud.
What does Shan-Yu from Mulan call his wife?
Hun.
What is Mulan’s favorite type of car?
A Hyundai.
Mulan was fighting in a gruesome battle when all of a sudden her period came. The blood had soaked through her pants, and there was no way she could hide it.
‘Oh no, what if my comrades find out I’m a woman? They aren’t just gonna punish me, but my father and family too,’ she thought.
Luckily, at this moment, an explosion went off beside her. Thinking quickly, she lay on the ground next to the explosion site, hoping this would cover her tracks. As she waited and waited for the battle to end, she eventually fell asleep.
When she woke up, she was greeted by the medics. They calmly told her, “We have good news and bad news.”
‘Oh shit, did they find out I’m a woman?! I have to know,’ she thought. Preparing for the worst, she asked for the bad news first.
“The bad news is… There was an explosion and …Well… Your private parts were completely obliterated.”
That’s it?! OMG, this is great news! They don’t suspect a thing!! “Well then, what’s the good news?”
“The good news…. is we were able to stitch up the wound without any complications!”
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What did Mulan and John McClane from Die Hard have in common?
They both set out to defeat the Hans.
What did Shang say when Mulan finally revealed she was a woman?
“I knew there was something miss-ing about you!”
Disney tried to create Princess-Themed Markers.
Elsa Blue, Yellow Belle, Tiana Green… but they hit a snag at Mulan Rouge.
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