How do you make holy water?
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Just boil the hell out of it.
The joke “How do you make holy water? Just boil the hell out of it” is a clever play on words that intertwines religious terminology with colloquial expressions. “Holy water” is a sacred substance in many Christian traditions, often used for blessings and rituals. The process to make it, however, does not involve boiling. The phrase “boil the hell out of it” is a common idiom meaning to boil something intensely, but in the context of the joke, it takes on a literal meaning. By “boiling the hell” out of the water, one is humorously and symbolically removing the “evil” or “sin” from it, thus making it “holy.” The joke’s humor arises from the unexpected blending of the sacred concept of holy water with the playful twist on the idiom, creating a lighthearted take on a religious practice.
A priest says a bunch of words to it.
You could also freeze it, then drill holes in it.