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How was the copper wire invented?
Two Jews were fighting over a penny.
Two Jews were fighting over a penny.
See lessWhat do cats call a nice dinner?
A fancy feast.
A fancy feast.
See lessWhy was the beach wet?
The seaweed.
The seaweed.
See lessWhy did the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lips stick.
Because her lips stick.
See lessWhat do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
Piiig.
See lessWhat is the ‘There Is No D In Me’ joke?
Girl: What do you want to do? Boy: Take out the 'D' in 'Me'. Girl: There is no 'd' in 'Me'. Boy: Not yet.
Girl: What do you want to do?
See lessBoy: Take out the ‘D’ in ‘Me’.
Girl: There is no ‘d’ in ‘Me’.
Boy: Not yet.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
An assassin.
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