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Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lips stick.
Because her lips stick.
See lessWhat do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
Piiig.
See lessWhat is the ‘There Is No D In Me’ joke?
Girl: What do you want to do? Boy: Take out the 'D' in 'Me'. Girl: There is no 'd' in 'Me'. Boy: Not yet.
Girl: What do you want to do?
See lessBoy: Take out the ‘D’ in ‘Me’.
Girl: There is no ‘d’ in ‘Me’.
Boy: Not yet.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
An assassin.
See lessHow does Christmas Day end?
With the letter 'Y'!
With the letter ‘Y’!
See lessThere are 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
The answer is 10.
The answer is 10.
See lessWhat is the Bend Down and Spell Run Joke?
Man 1: Can you spell "fun"? Man 2: Easy! F-U-N. Man 1: Now bend down and spell "run" 2 times. Man 2: R-U-N! R-U-N! Man 1: Not yet, but maybe. Prank Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonUc0Zx1Zo
Man 1: Can you spell “fun”?
Man 2: Easy! F-U-N.
Man 1: Now bend down and spell “run” 2 times.
Man 2: R-U-N! R-U-N!
Man 1: Not yet, but maybe.
Prank Video:
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