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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"Aye matey!"
“Aye matey!”
See lessWhat is your best Cottaging joke?
I told my mom that I'm happy and hearing that she said to me "Oh! I didn't know you were gay..."
I told my mom that I’m happy and hearing that she said to me “Oh! I didn’t know you were gay…”
See lessWhy is divorce so expensive?
it is because happiness costs money...
it is because happiness costs money…
See lessWhat did the magnet say to the refrigerator?
We should stick together ...
We should stick together …
See lessWhy didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
Because they cantaloupe!
See lessHow did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
The telephone gave his girlfriend a ring...
The telephone gave his girlfriend a ring…
See lessWhat's a cow's favorite subject in school?
Cow-culus.
Cow-culus.
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