How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.
The joke “How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch” is a play on words that creates humor by using a double meaning of the term “patch.” In one sense, a “patch” refers to a small piece of material used to repair a tear or break in something, suggesting a method to fix a physical object. On the other hand, “pumpkin patch” is a commonly used term to describe a field or area where pumpkins are grown, often visited during autumn for pumpkin picking.
With a Howitzer.
You don’t. You just wait for Cinderella’s fairy godmother to turn it into a carriage.
Just use some “squash” tape.