How does Moses make his tea?
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He steeples it with his staff.
Ugh. Takes two tablets.
Hebrews it.
The joke “How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it” is a pun, which means it plays with words that sound similar but have different meanings. Moses is a major figure in the Bible, and “Hebrews” refers to the ancient people of Israel, of whom Moses was a leader. But “he brews” sounds just like “Hebrews” and it means to make tea (or coffee) by mixing hot water with tea leaves. The joke is funny because it uses Moses’s connection to the Hebrews to make a play on words with “he brews,” suggesting that’s how he makes his tea.