What are your best Burning Man jokes?
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After many years of Burning Man, the organizers decided to change the theme this year.
For the first time in history, we welcome you all to Drowning Man Festival.
I went to an orgy at Burning Man…
It was f*cking in tents!
How do you know a Burner has just had intercourse?
He’s got two clean fingers.
What’s a feminists favourite music festival?
Burning Man.
When was the first Burning Man festival?
Germany, 1938.
My partner asked me ” What’s ‘burning man’?”
Apparently ‘my urethra’ was not a wise answer.
What do you call a DPW guy who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
What’s the difference between burners and rockstars?
Rockstars don’t pretend to be burners.
How many burners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10. 1 to screw it in and 9 to talk about how much brighter the last bulb was.