What are your best Mission Impossible Jokes?
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Tom Cruise is filming a new romantic-action movie in support of body positivity. Both him and the lead actress gained 300lbs for the role.
The movie is called: Missionary Impossible.
Did you hear Tom Cruise rented a whole ship for the MI7 crew’s accommodation in Norway?
It really is a Tom Cruise.
What would be Tom Cruise’s movie called if he loves cartoon?
Mission Kim Possible.
What does Mission Impossible’s star give when he f**ks up?
Excruises.
I heard the new Tom Cruise movie has a run time of 2 hours and 43 minutes.
So then I asked “how long is the rest of the movie?”
Your mama so fat, I was gonna make a movie about her “Around your mum In 80 days,” but I changed it to “Mission Impossible.”
What will happen if they decide to cast out Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible?
The movie will be Impossible.
I saw Mission Impossible: Fallout yesterday.
It’s probably the longest iPhone commercial I’ll ever watch.