What are your best Titanic Submarine jokes?
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Did you hear abou the OceanGate company that lost the Titanic sub?
Apparently, their business is going under.
What is common between Jack from the titanic and the people on the sub?
They all wanted the same thing at the very end. They both wish they had rose.
What do whales near the Titanic have for lunch?
Five Guys.
What are the people on the submarine knocking on deaths door thinking right now?
“I should have spent more time at the office.”
That joke took all the air out of the room…
There will be a submarine tourist company 50 years from now that will attempt to visit the wreck of the Titan and Titanic with a sub named “Tit”
The CEO will con some trillionaire investors into letting him build a breast shaped mini sub. It will be made completely out of transparent aluminium and piloted by a Chinese knock off of neural-link. The CEO having snorted copius amounts of cocaine prior to launch has a massive stroke causing the neural link connection to fail almost immediately at only a depth of 200m sending the size C cup sub down to Davy Jones locker.
What does your wife and the Titan submarine have in common?
The banging stopped.
I don’t think the banging stopped for ever for the wife. She is young and wealthy.
Sad all the people making jokes about the missing Titanic sub
Some people will sink to any depths for a cheap thrill.
Submarine ride to visit the wreck of the Titanic, $250,000.
Permanently join the wreck of the Titanic, priceless!
Everybody needs to lay off the criticism of that Titan submarine guy and give him a break.
He’s under a lot of pressure right now.
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?