What did the Turkey say to the farmer?
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“Why isn’t there anything on my calendar after November?”
This joke is a dark play on the fate of turkeys around Thanksgiving, which is celebrated in November in the United States. The humor comes from the turkey naively questioning the absence of future events on its calendar, oblivious to the fact that turkeys are commonly slaughtered for the holiday feast. The joke implies that the turkey has no future past this date, hence no further entries on its calendar.
“You wouldn’t happen to be a vegetarian, would you?”
“Quack, Quack!”