What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Noideer
The joke “What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer” is a play on words that hinges on phonetic similarity and double meanings. The punchline “Noideer” sounds like the phrase “No idea,” but is humorously reinterpreted to describe a deer without eyes. The setup leads the listener to anticipate a straightforward answer about the deer’s physical condition, but the punchline cleverly diverts to a phrase that sounds similar yet has a completely different meaning.
I have no-eye deer.
easy hunt ?
Well, you could call him anything you want. He’s not going to come, he can’t see you!