What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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Piiig.
This joke is a classic example of pun-based wordplay. The setup leads you to think there will be a clever or scientific explanation, but the punchline is simply the word “pig” with an extra “i” — pronounced “piiig” — to match the three eyes. It’s silly, playful, and gets its laugh from how literally it interprets the idea of “three eyes.”
Third-eye swine.
So a pig with 3.14 eyes would be pi eyed.