What is Jimmy Carr's most offensive joke?
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“Is a dwarf an abortion that made it?”
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray.
The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women are so very ugly.
Saying that you don’t believe in magic but do believe in God is a bit like saying you don’t have sex with dogs, except Labradors.
Jimmy Carr said – “When people talk about the Holocaust, they talk about the tragedy and horror of six million Jewish lives being lost to the Nazi war machine.
But they never mention the thousands of Gypsies that were killed by the Nazis.
No one ever wants to talk about that, because no one ever wants to talk about the positives. “
The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth up to seven miles away – and that fact also works if you remove the word ‘moth’.
People say dolphins are really intelligent. I think, ‘Yeah, but only compared to the retarded kids we’ve got them swimming with.’
They say there is safety in numbers, well…
Tell that to six million Jews…
What if Africa had more mosquito nets?
We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
How do you make a gay f*ck a woman?
Shit in her c*nt.