What is Joyce Meyer's husband store joke?
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2: These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. “That’s nice,” she thinks, “but I want more.” So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
Floor 1: This floor has wives that love sex.
Floor 2: This floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
One more joke in this taste I have…
A woman dies and ends up at the gates of heaven
An angel shows her an elevator and explains “on the first level, you will see a Wonderful Gentleman. You can choose to get off, or continue upward to success”
So she goes to the first floor and sees a man, who isn’t very attractive but is quite well groomed and looks like a gentleman. The Gentleman says “you can choose to get off, or carry on to success”
The woman thinks she can do better, so she does not get off…
The woman continues onward to the second step. She sees a handsome and masculine gentleman who makes her blush. The man says “you can choose to get off, or carry on upwards to success”
The woman thinks for a bit about how she never achieved much in her earthly life and wishes to be successful, so isn’t tempted by the man. She chooses to carry on
At the third stop there is a amazingly handsome man with big muscles and great smile and glistening eyes who by the looks seem to be romantic, caring and affectionate, and is dressed in a three piece suit. He repeated the phrase “you can choose to get off, or carry on to success”
The woman is torn. She is very tempted by this Greek God looking man, but she talks herself out of it, she could only imagine the fortunes untold which lie ahead, and carries to move upwards…
At the fourth stop there’s a big biker dude, naked and walking towards him. The biker dude says
“I’m Cess.”