What is the Justinder joke by Andrew Schulz?
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The joke Andrew Schulz was from Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, ON on September 30, 2023.
Here it goes:
“I saw a headline that said ‘Punjabi Separatist Assinated!’ I said, ‘Oh No! They got Trudeau!’ They got him! They got Justinder! How the hell?! How the hell they assassinate Justinder? Did they force him to kiss his wife on camera?!
Then I looked up the details of the assassination where the dude was assassinated, India sent some motherf*ckers here to assassinate. I am like why is nobody talking about the story then I looked up the guy who was assassinated. His name (Wry Smile). His first name is Hardeep and his last name is spelled ‘N-I-J-J-E-R’. That’s too close, that too f*cking close, I am sorry! White people, we can’t share this story, we got to sit this one out. I saw Punjabis in the street saying ‘Say his name!’ I am sorry but we can’t. Can you give us that pass? Can you even give us an ‘N-word’ pass?!
Now to be fair, if you are gonna assassinate an Indian guy then you gotta shoot him, ’cause you can’t poison them ’cause they eat y’all food, you know. Indians’ stomachs are indestructible bro. Poison is for white people. You can assassinate me with Cilantro. I’m out easily. All I am saying is Toronto that’s its unbelievable. An Indian was killed on Canadian soil and it wasn’t in a residential school man, can you believe it?!”