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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch.
The joke “How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch” is a play on the double meaning of the word “patch.” In one context, a “patch” refers to a small piece of material used to mend or cover a hole or tear, essentially fixing something that’s broken. In another context, a “pumpkin patch” is a term used to describe a field or garden where pumpkins are grown. The setup of the joke leads the listener to anticipate a practical solution to mending a broken pumpkin.
How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
Apply the pumpkin patch.
How do you fix a broken Jack o’ Lantern?
With a Pumpkin Patch.
What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?
“Oh My Gourd!”