What is the vegan and vegetarian jump off a cliff joke?
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A Vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first, who wins?
Society.
The joke gained popularity after an incredible episode that aired on Australia’s Today show had everyone across the globe in stitches.
Karl Stefanovic and Sarah Abo, the co-hosts, were obviously shocked when a student made an inappropriate remark about vegans dying on the street.
The two collapsed in laughter when their first shock dissipated, and newsreader Brooke Boney grabbed her mouth in shock.
The youngster began by asking: ‘A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?’
‘I don’t know,’ Stefanovic said. ‘Who wins?’ asked Abo.
The boy didn’t miss a beat as he replied: ‘Society!’
The joke is dark humor that plays on societal stereotypes about vegans and vegetarians being preachy or annoying. The punchline “Society wins” suggests that society would be better off without them, which is a cynical take on how these groups are sometimes perceived.