What is your best SKIMS Nipple Bra joke?
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Sure, when Kim Kardashian does it, it’s cool, but when Batman does it, suddenly everyone is uncomfortable.
The joke plays on the contrast between Kim Kardashian’s “innovative” fashion choice of a bra with artificial nipples and the iconic design of Batman’s suit, which in some versions, notably in certain movies, has pronounced nipples on the chest plate. The humor arises from the idea that while Kim Kardashian’s fashion choice might be seen as trendy or avant-garde, the same concept on Batman’s suit might be seen as odd or uncomfortable.
A good salesman can sell snow to an Eskimo, and an even better one can sell women’s nipples back to them.
It’s going to be real awkward if it’s cold in the room and your real nipples start showing a few inches below the built in ones and people wonder why you have 4 nipples.
Can we get pants with a raised bulge next???!
Next on her list: Camel Toe underwear