What would Jesus do?
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Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, ‘what would Jesus do?’
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
I found $100 on the street. I thought ‘What would Jesus do?’, so I turned it into wine.
A man stepped into a religious-themed gift shop. He noticed a display of hats with “WWJD” emblazoned on all of them near the pay register. He was perplexed as to what the letters may signify, but couldn’t figure it out, so he approached the cashier.
The clerk said that the initials stood for What Would Jesus Do and were supposed to motivate people to think about what Jesus would do in a similar scenario rather than making quick judgments.
The man thought a moment and then replied, “Well, I’m damn sure Jesus wouldn’t pay $40 for one of these caps.”
I was angry at my friend and he sarcastically asked “what would Jesus do?”
So I flipped over the table and chased him from the building with a whip.