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Asked: November 19, 20232023-11-19T21:12:16+05:30 2023-11-19T21:12:16+05:30In: Lifestyle

What's the difference between a woman and a dishwasher?

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    1. Dave
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      2023-11-19T21:13:25+05:30Added an answer on November 19, 2023 at 9:13 pm

      I know how to turn on a dishwasher.

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        2023-11-19T21:56:07+05:30Replied to answer on November 19, 2023 at 9:56 pm

        The joke “What’s the difference between a woman and a dishwasher? I know how to turn on a dishwasher” relies on a play on words and a double entendre involving the phrase “turn on.” In a literal sense, “turning on” a dishwasher refers to activating the appliance to wash dishes. However, “turning on” someone is a colloquial expression meaning to arouse or excite them sexually. The humor in the joke comes from the speaker implying they understand the straightforward, mechanical process of operating a dishwasher, but are clueless or inept when it comes to romantically or sexually engaging with a woman. The joke plays on common stereotypes about relationships and the perceived complexity or mystery surrounding romantic interactions, particularly from the perspective of a male who might find understanding and responding to his wife’s romantic or sexual cues challenging or confusing.

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    2. Anonymous
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      2023-11-19T21:14:01+05:30Added an answer on November 19, 2023 at 9:14 pm

      Nothing. They both belong in the kitchen.

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    3. Jackson Palmer
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      2023-11-19T21:53:57+05:30Added an answer on November 19, 2023 at 9:53 pm

      I don’t mind when my best friend dumps a load in my laundry machine.

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    4. Maddox Roberts
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      2023-11-19T21:53:58+05:30Added an answer on November 19, 2023 at 9:53 pm

      When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn’t follow me around after!

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    5. Anonymous
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      2023-11-19T21:53:59+05:30Added an answer on November 19, 2023 at 9:53 pm

      A washing machine doesn’t make you contemplate murder.

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