What's your best Glass Coffin Joke?
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Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
Why was the glass coffin idea rejected at the funeral home?
Because it was a “transparent” scheme to make money!
What’s the tagline for the new glass coffin company?
“For those who have nothing to hide!”
A man came in and asked if he could try out the glass coffin.
The salesman said “uummm, sure, I guess ”
In front of the shocked salesman, the man stripped off his pants and underwear and laid down in the glass coffin naked.
“Sir,” said the salesman,”I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
A glass coffin company had the following tag line:
coffins with sunroof providing clear view for your loved ones…
A glass coffin company had the following tag line:
“You don’t like some people? Now you can See Them Rot…”