Why are granny panties better than thongs?
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Because granny panties are less likely to give you UTIs
Because granny panties will cover your ass, but thongs are always trying to get up in your shit.
The joke “Why are granny panties better than thongs? Because granny panties will cover your ass, but thongs are always trying to get up in your shit.” plays on the literal and figurative interpretations of the terms used. Literally, “granny panties” are a type of underwear that provides full coverage, while “thongs” are known for their minimal coverage, often uncomfortably wedging between the buttocks. Figuratively, “cover your ass” is a slang phrase meaning to protect oneself from potential trouble or blame, while “get up in your shit” is a colloquial expression indicating meddling or intrusive behavior.