Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
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Because she gets to 69 and gets a frog stuck in her throat…
It’s a joke about miss Piggy and Kermit from the Muppets, Kermit being the ‘frog in her throat’. The ‘frog in the throat’ is a reference to having mucus or irritation in your throat that makes it difficult to talk. However, it also humorously alludes to Miss Piggy’s romantic interest in Kermit, a frog.
because she’s on the railway line picking up stones, down came the engine driver and broke Ms. Piggy’s bones…
because she’s a swine