Why can't orphans be gay?
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Because they are bi themselves.
This joke plays on wordplay and puns involving sexual orientation and the status of being an orphan. The punchline “because they are bi themselves” is a play on words. “Bi” is a shorthand for bisexual, a sexual orientation where a person is attracted to both men and women. However, in the context of this joke, “bi” is used as a homophone for “by,” as in “by themselves,” referencing the stereotype that orphans are alone or without parents.
No parents = no home = no home = no room = no closet= no closet = no coming out = no coming out = no being gay.
They have no one to call daddy.