Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
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Because he was f*cking ugly, that’s why.
The joke “Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? Because he was f*cking ugly, that’s why” subverts the listener’s expectations. Typically, skeleton jokes rely on puns or wordplay related to bones or the lack of certain body parts. The listener might expect a punchline similar to “Because he had nobody to go with,” which is a common and light-hearted punchline for skeleton jokes. Instead, the answer is blunt and straightforward, catching the listener off guard.
Because he had ‘no body’ to dance with.
He didn’t have the guts to go to prom.
Because he has been dead for centuries.