Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they Cantaloupe
The joke “Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe” is a humorous play on words that intertwines fruit terminology with marital concepts. At the heart of the joke is the term “cantaloupe,” a type of melon. Phonetically, “cantaloupe” sounds similar to “can’t elope.” To “elope” means to run away secretly in order to get married, especially without parental consent. The punchline humorously suggests that melons have formal weddings because they “can’t elope.” The humor arises from the unexpected blending of the two distinct meanings: the name of a fruit and the act of running away to marry.
because they are sweet
I mean, have you seen those melons.