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How many Polish People does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb and Two to turn the ladder.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and Two to turn the ladder.
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To get better buns.
To get better buns.
See lessWhat are your best Titanic Submarine jokes?
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?
The jokes about the Titanic submarine are horrific and tasteless. Seriously, how can people sink so low?
See lessHow many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A couple of calves, an ass, ten little piggies, a beaver, a shit load of hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find ....
A couple of calves, an ass, ten little piggies, a beaver, a shit load of hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find ….
See lessWhat kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen !!!
A Yolkswagen !!!
See lessWhat's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
you can tuna guitar but you cannot tuna fish although you can fish a tuna
you can tuna guitar but you cannot tuna fish
See lessalthough you can fish a tuna
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because she gets to 69 and gets a frog stuck in her throat...
Because she gets to 69 and gets a frog stuck in her throat…
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