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Why don't witches wear panties?
To get a better grip on the broom.
To get a better grip on the broom.
See lessHow many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
A cop won't change a bulb. He'll beat the room for being dark.
A cop won’t change a bulb. He’ll beat the room for being dark.
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Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don’t work.
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Because they can life you up.
Because they can life you up.
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Because it was breast day.
Because it was breast day.
See lessWhat is worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles in your pants.
Uncles in your pants.
See lessHow much does a chimney cost?
Nothing. It's on the house.
Nothing. It’s on the house.
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