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What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
Elfish.
See lessWhat's a cow's favorite holiday?
Moo Year's Eve!
Moo Year’s Eve!
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OrniMINT.
OrniMINT.
See lessWhat is Santa's favorite candy?
A jolly rancher.
A jolly rancher.
See lessWhy do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Because of all the wrapping!
See lessHow did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve?
He got mis - sled.
He got mis – sled.
See lessWhat would you call an elf who won the lottery?
Welfy!
Welfy!
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