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What is the Grey Poupon Joke?
In the movie Wayne's World, Wayne and his companions halt at a traffic signal, and alongside them a posh car, possibly a Rolls Royce. Wayne lowers his window, seeks attention from the neighboring car's window, gesturing for the distinguished older gentleman inside to lower his window. Once their winRead more
In the movie Wayne’s World, Wayne and his companions halt at a traffic signal, and alongside them a posh car, possibly a Rolls Royce. Wayne lowers his window, seeks attention from the neighboring car’s window, gesturing for the distinguished older gentleman inside to lower his window. Once their windows are down, Wayne inquires politely, “Pardon me, sir. Do you have any grey poupon?”
See lessThe older gentleman’s reaction was like “What are you talking about?” And then it changes to, “Oh I understand go away.”
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
Tell them to count the grains of rice in a bag of uncooked basmati.
Tell them to count the grains of rice in a bag of uncooked basmati.
See lessWhy did the bird go to the hospital?
It needed a tweetment.
It needed a tweetment.
See lessWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Tweethearts!
See lessWhat do you call birds that stick together?
Vel-crows!
Vel-crows!
See lessWhat kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin.
A pen-guin.
See lessWhat is the Marines and Crayons joke?
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what's their favorite flavor of crayon? Crayonberry.
We all know Marines eat crayons, but what’s their favorite flavor of crayon?
See lessCrayonberry.