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What's your best Melbourne Cup Jokes?
My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with the Melbourne Cup. I'm looking out the window at them now........... and they're off.....
My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I’m obsessed with the Melbourne Cup.
See lessI’m looking out the window at them now……….. and they’re off…..
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest.
A har-vest.
See lessWhat do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin’ numeral.
A roamin’ numeral.
See lessWhy did the zeros start dating?
To find “the one”!
To find “the one”!
See lessWhat did the mathematician do over winter?
Hit the slopes.
Hit the slopes.
See lessWhat is 2+2?
A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies, "Four." The interviewer asks, "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says,Read more
A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, “What does two plus two equal?”
See lessThe mathematician replies, “Four.” The interviewer asks, “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says, “Yes, four, exactly.”
Then the interviewer calls in the statistician and asks the same question, “What does two plus two equal?” The statistician says, “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and poses the same question, “What does two plus two equal?”
The accountant gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer, and says, “What do you want it to equal?”
What type of dance does a geometry teacher like?
Square dance.
Square dance.
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