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What is the Ten Ants joke?
So, I was in my room and saw a group of ten ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.......... Tenants.
So, I was in my room and saw a group of ten ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box.
See lessThis technically makes me their landlord and they are my………. Tenants.
What are your best Delhi Pollution jokes?
Living in Delhi is like a Jew living in Nazi Germany.
Living in Delhi is like a Jew living in Nazi Germany.
See lessWhat is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
Squash.
See lessWhy did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had his own drumsticks.
Because he had his own drumsticks.
See lessWhat sound does a turkey's phone make?
"Wing! Wing!"
“Wing! Wing!”
See lessHow do you cook a turkey?
Here are the 20 easy steps to cook a Turkey: 1. Go and buy a turkey. 2. Take a drink of whisky (scotch or bourbon). 3. Put turkey in the oven. 4. Take another two drinks of whisky. 5. Set the degree at 180 ovens. 6. Take three more whiskies of drink. 7. Turn oven the on. 8. Take four whisks of drinkRead more
Here are the 20 easy steps to cook a Turkey:
See less1. Go and buy a turkey.
2. Take a drink of whisky (scotch or bourbon).
3. Put turkey in the oven.
4. Take another two drinks of whisky.
5. Set the degree at 180 ovens.
6. Take three more whiskies of drink.
7. Turn oven the on.
8. Take four whisks of drinky.
9. Turk the bastey.
10. Whisky another bottle of get.
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
12. Glass yourself a pour of whisky.
13. Bake the whisky for four hours.
14. Take the oven out of the turkey.
15. Take the oven out of the turkey.
16. Floor the turkey up off the pick.
17. Turk the carvey.
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch.
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.
What do you call a sad cranberry?
A blueberry.
A blueberry.
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