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What's your best Day after Halloween joke?
The day after Halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door. He was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat. I said to him, "Sorry little buddy, Halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today, what are you supposed to be anyway?" He said, "Im a period, sorRead more
The day after Halloween, a trick or treater knocked on my door.
See lessHe was dressed in just red tights and a red spandex shirt, red sneakers, red hat.
I said to him, “Sorry little buddy, Halloween is over, i dont have anything for you today, what are you supposed to be anyway?”
He said, “Im a period, sorry im late… scared ya did’nt I?”
What is the Bhupendra Jogi Joke?
Correspondent: Naam kya hai? (What's your name?) Man: Bhupendra Jogi. Correspondent: US mein kaha kahan gaye hain aap? (Which places have you visited in the US?) Man: US mei boht jagah gaya hun main... (Many places in the US) Correspondent: Naam bataayiye? (Tell name?) Man: Bhupendra Jogi.
Correspondent: Naam kya hai? (What’s your name?)
See lessMan: Bhupendra Jogi.
Correspondent: US mein kaha kahan gaye hain aap? (Which places have you visited in the US?)
Man: US mei boht jagah gaya hun main… (Many places in the US)
Correspondent: Naam bataayiye? (Tell name?)
Man: Bhupendra Jogi.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Frostbite.
See lessWhat did the Romans call Halloween?
Gladia-‘tor’ Treat!
Gladia-‘tor’ Treat!
See lessWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
Squash.
See lessWhy was the Jack O’Lantern scared?
Because it didn’t have guts!
Because it didn’t have guts!
See lessHow many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
Give me a second; it’s on the tip of my tongue.
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