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What is the Grandpa selling Watermelon Business Joke?
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars," says the old fella. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man is walking away, he turns around, griRead more
An old man is selling watermelons.
See lessHis pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars,” says the old fella.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, “Hey grandpa, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing!”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
Why do Witches ride brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
See lessWhat DIY tools do you use in Math?
Multi-plyers!
Multi-plyers!
See lessWhat is the Benzema 15 joke?
In 2009, Benzema (and Ribery) once knowingly paid a girl Zahia Dehar (aged 15) for sex. In France, the legal consent age is 16, although prostitution at the time was only permitted if the client was over the age of 18. The Paris criminal court cleared Benzema and Ribéry of all charges on January 31,Read more
In 2009, Benzema (and Ribery) once knowingly paid a girl Zahia Dehar (aged 15) for sex. In France, the legal consent age is 16, although prostitution at the time was only permitted if the client was over the age of 18.
See lessThe Paris criminal court cleared Benzema and Ribéry of all charges on January 31, 2014, stating that they had no idea Zahia was a minor.
Now, when the number 15 goes up in relation to any stat or age of an upcoming footballer, ‘Google Benzema 15’ meme is trending.
What are your best Jimmy Savile jokes?
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, "Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?" The Liberian replies, "Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter." "That's the one," the man replies.
A man walks into the library and asks the librarian, “Excuse me, would you have any books about Jimmy Savile?”
See lessThe Liberian replies, “Actually, we have sir, some boy just took it in the sh*tter.”
“That’s the one,” the man replies.
What fish is the best in their class?
The starfish!
The starfish!
See lessWhat did the turkey eat for Thanksgiving?
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
Nothing, it was already stuffed.
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