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What vegetable is cool but not that cool?
Radish.
Radish.
See lessWhat do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglass.
Douglass.
See lessWhat do you call an illegally parked frog?
Towed.
Towed.
See lessWhat did the plumber say to the singer?
Nice pipes.
Nice pipes.
See lessWhy are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Because nothing gets under their skin!
See lessWhat do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
Doug.
See lessWhat is your best Pagliacci joke?
The depressed clown, Pagliacci, visits a therapist incognito. He spends the hour talking about his depression. Nothing seems worth it anymore. He can’t smile at all. He has no wife or girlfriend to share his life with. Children’s smiles don’t make him happy anymore. His loving little dog doesn’t makRead more
The depressed clown, Pagliacci, visits a therapist incognito.
See lessHe spends the hour talking about his depression. Nothing seems worth it anymore. He can’t smile at all. He has no wife or girlfriend to share his life with. Children’s smiles don’t make him happy anymore. His loving little dog doesn’t make him happy. He is at the end of his rope.
Therapist: I think I have the answer. You need to laugh. Laughter can be like a magical cure-all. You need to visit the best clown in the world…
Pagliacci: But I….
Therapist: Jiggles! You need to go see Jiggles the Clown. He’s amazing! Literally the funniest man in the world. He can make anyone happy.
Pagliacci: But….
Therapist: Whatever you do, don’t go to Pagliacci. That clown sucks. He couldn’t make a stoner laugh.
Pagliacci: ….
Therapist: Absolute shit clown.