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How often do you think about the Roman Empire?
At least V or VI times a day.
At least V or VI times a day.
See lessWhat is your best Harry Maguire joke?
I witnessed Harry Maguire squash this innocent snail with his football boot. I asked, "What did he do that for?" He replied, "The f*cking thing had been following him around all day."
I witnessed Harry Maguire squash this innocent snail with his football boot.
See lessI asked, “What did he do that for?”
He replied, “The f*cking thing had been following him around all day.”
What is your best Aaron Rodgers joke?
What do the Super Bowl and a doctor’s office have in common? Aaron Rodgers won’t get a shot at either.
What do the Super Bowl and a doctor’s office have in common?
See lessAaron Rodgers won’t get a shot at either.
What is the Non Buy-Dairy joke?
What do you call a Gender Neutral person who is Lactose Intolerant? A Non Buy-Dairy.
What do you call a Gender Neutral person who is Lactose Intolerant?
See lessA Non Buy-Dairy.
What is your best Mel Tucker joke?
Mel Tucker had unprotected phone sex last night. Now he has hearing aids.
Mel Tucker had unprotected phone sex last night.
See lessNow he has hearing aids.
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip?
Invite two of them.
Invite two of them.
See lessWhat is your best Timbuktu joke?
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student, and an old countryman. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu. The student goes first and says " Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.Read more
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student, and an old countryman.
See lessThey each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says ” Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.”
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old countryman then goes, “Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two.”