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What is the Rubber Toe joke?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
See lessRoberto.
What is the pruning joke in movie Elemental?
In the Elemental movie, two Earth people (who look like apple trees) pick each other’s fruit. When fire element Ember Lumen (Lewis) and water element Wade Ripple (Athie) spot them through an open window, they get embarrassed and say they’re just “pruning.”
In the Elemental movie, two Earth people (who look like apple trees) pick each other’s fruit. When fire element Ember Lumen (Lewis) and water element Wade Ripple (Athie) spot them through an open window, they get embarrassed and say they’re just “pruning.”
See lessHow often do you think about the Roman Empire?
At least V or VI times a day.
At least V or VI times a day.
See lessWhat is your best Harry Maguire joke?
I witnessed Harry Maguire squash this innocent snail with his football boot. I asked, "What did he do that for?" He replied, "The f*cking thing had been following him around all day."
I witnessed Harry Maguire squash this innocent snail with his football boot.
See lessI asked, “What did he do that for?”
He replied, “The f*cking thing had been following him around all day.”
What is your best Aaron Rodgers joke?
What do the Super Bowl and a doctor’s office have in common? Aaron Rodgers won’t get a shot at either.
What do the Super Bowl and a doctor’s office have in common?
See lessAaron Rodgers won’t get a shot at either.
What is the Non Buy-Dairy joke?
What do you call a Gender Neutral person who is Lactose Intolerant? A Non Buy-Dairy.
What do you call a Gender Neutral person who is Lactose Intolerant?
See lessA Non Buy-Dairy.
What is your best Mel Tucker joke?
Mel Tucker had unprotected phone sex last night. Now he has hearing aids.
Mel Tucker had unprotected phone sex last night.
See lessNow he has hearing aids.