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What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide!
Tide!
See lessWhy do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
See lessWhat do you call a blind deer?
No eye-deer.
No eye-deer.
See lessWhat did the teddy bear eat for dinner?
Nothing, he was stuffed.
Nothing, he was stuffed.
See lessWhat is the boobless calculator joke?
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over). Boobless.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over).
See lessBoobless.
What's your best Mao Zedong joke?
How does a Mexican get the attention of Mao Zedong? "Ay! el Mao!"
How does a Mexican get the attention of Mao Zedong?
See less“Ay! el Mao!”
What is your best buns glazing joke?
My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia. He went out all buns glazing.
My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia.
See lessHe went out all buns glazing.