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What is the Square Root of 5248?
The image appears to be a comic by Gary Larson, part of "The Far Side" series, known for its surreal and often absurd humor. The scene depicted is in a Wild West setting, with one character who looks like a traditional rough-and-tumble cowboy intimidating another character, who appears much more meeRead more
The image appears to be a comic by Gary Larson, part of “The Far Side” series, known for its surreal and often absurd humor. The scene depicted is in a Wild West setting, with one character who looks like a traditional rough-and-tumble cowboy intimidating another character, who appears much more meek and is sitting at a bar.
The humor arises from the juxtaposition of the tough cowboy character asking an unexpected question that is completely out of context for the setting: “What’s the square root of 5,248?”
Cartoon:
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What is the Tarzan And Squirrel joke?
Tarzan and Jane were in the jungle. While Jane asked Tarzan about his life she asked him how he made love. Tarzan wasn't sure what she meant so she proceeded to explain. Tarzan explained that he used a knot hole in a tree trunk. Jane was shocked by this and said, "You can't do it like that I will haRead more
Tarzan and Jane were in the jungle.
See lessWhile Jane asked Tarzan about his life she asked him how he made love. Tarzan wasn’t sure what she meant so she proceeded to explain. Tarzan explained that he used a knot hole in a tree trunk. Jane was shocked by this and said, “You can’t do it like that I will have to show you.” So she takes off all her clothes, lays on the ground, and points to her privates, “Put it in there,” she says. So Tarzan takes off his loincloth and gets closer. And then kicks her as hard as he can in the groin. Jane is rolling around in agony and says, “What did you do that for?”
Tarzan says, “Checking for squirrels.”
What kind of music do elves like best?
Wrap music!
Wrap music!
See lessWhat do you call a poor Santa Claus?
St. Nickel-less.
St. Nickel-less.
See lessWhy don’t Jews celebrate Christmas?
They don't want to be on anymore lists.
They don’t want to be on anymore lists.
See lessWho do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
St. Bernard.
See lessHow do Jews go to heaven?
Via a Chimney.
Via a Chimney.
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