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What is The Idol's Epstein Joke?
Finkelstein, an official from Live Nation, is puzzled as to why Jocelyn has not postponed her forthcoming stadium tour. He conveys to Chaim, Jocelyn's handler, that her absence of fresh tracks and recent negative publicity is causing him undue stress, manifesting as irritable bowel syndrome. He saysRead more
Finkelstein, an official from Live Nation, is puzzled as to why Jocelyn has not postponed her forthcoming stadium tour. He conveys to Chaim, Jocelyn’s handler, that her absence of fresh tracks and recent negative publicity is causing him undue stress, manifesting as irritable bowel syndrome.
See lessHe says, “Right now, she’s making me have IBS, I’m f*cking sh*tting more blood than a kid at Epstein’s island,” he says.
What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Towels.
See lessWhat did the potato say to the chicken?
We both get eaten by people.
We both get eaten by people.
See lessWhy does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt quack.
To cover his butt quack.
See lessWhat is a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it’s ‘R,’ but it’s actually the ‘C.’
You think it’s ‘R,’ but it’s actually the ‘C.’
See lessWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Sofishticated.
See lessWhat are your best Barbie vs Oppenheimer Jokes?
Barbie fans: My toys were first launched in Japan. Oppenheimer: Mine too.
Barbie fans: My toys were first launched in Japan.
See lessOppenheimer: Mine too.