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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Trump said he did it and they all clap in the dark.
None. Trump said he did it and they all clap in the dark.
See lessHow was the copper wire invented?
Two Jews were fighting over a penny.
Two Jews were fighting over a penny.
See lessWhat do cats call a nice dinner?
A fancy feast.
A fancy feast.
See lessWhy was the beach wet?
The seaweed.
The seaweed.
See lessWhy did the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lips stick.
Because her lips stick.
See lessWhat do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
Piiig.
See lessWhat is the ‘There Is No D In Me’ joke?
Girl: What do you want to do? Boy: Take out the 'D' in 'Me'. Girl: There is no 'd' in 'Me'. Boy: Not yet.
Girl: What do you want to do?
See lessBoy: Take out the ‘D’ in ‘Me’.
Girl: There is no ‘d’ in ‘Me’.
Boy: Not yet.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
An assassin.
See lessHow does Christmas Day end?
With the letter 'Y'!
With the letter ‘Y’!
See lessThere are 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
The answer is 10.
The answer is 10.
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