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There are 30 cows in a field and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
The answer is 10.
The answer is 10.
See lessWhat is the Bend Down and Spell Run Joke?
Man 1: Can you spell "fun"? Man 2: Easy! F-U-N. Man 1: Now bend down and spell "run" 2 times. Man 2: R-U-N! R-U-N! Man 1: Not yet, but maybe. Prank Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonUc0Zx1Zo
Man 1: Can you spell “fun”?
Man 2: Easy! F-U-N.
Man 1: Now bend down and spell “run” 2 times.
Man 2: R-U-N! R-U-N!
Man 1: Not yet, but maybe.
Prank Video:
See lessWhat is the cream of some young guy joke?
Friend 1: "Have you tried that Chinese dish, cream of sum yung gai?" Friend 2: (laughing) "I think I’ll pass on that one!"
Friend 1: “Have you tried that Chinese dish, cream of sum yung gai?”
See lessFriend 2: (laughing) “I think I’ll pass on that one!”
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up.
It cracks up.
See lessWhat did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"Aye matey!"
“Aye matey!”
See lessWhat's a cow's favorite subject in school?
Cow-culus.
Cow-culus.
See lessHow does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Hebrews it.
See lessWhat happens when Chuck Norris tells a joke about Will Smith's wife?
Will Smith smacks himself.
Will Smith smacks himself.
See lessHow do pigs clean their feet?
Ham sanitizer.
Ham sanitizer.
See lessWhat did the Limestone say to the Geologist?
"Don't take me for granite!"
“Don’t take me for granite!”
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