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How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
If he's coffin.
If he’s coffin.
See lessWhy did dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
To stop his coffin.
See lessWhat can you say about the terrible mummy joke?
It Sphinx!
It Sphinx!
See lessWhat do you call a fat jack-o'-lantern?
A plumpkin.
A plumpkin.
See lessHow do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Because every night he turns into a bat.
Because every night he turns into a bat.
See lessWhy did the ghost starch his sheet?
He wanted everyone scared stiff.
He wanted everyone scared stiff.
See lessWho won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
No body.
See lessWhy are vampires bad at art?
They are only able to draw blood.
They are only able to draw blood.
See lessWhat is a Cream Pie joke?
A woman asked me what a creampie was I made sure to fill her in.
A woman asked me what a creampie was
See lessI made sure to fill her in.
What do you call a ghost cheerleader?
Dead.
Dead.
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