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What is a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
Frozen brrr-itos.
Frozen brrr-itos.
See lessWhat do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Ice caps.
See lessWhat did the snowman say to the snowwoman?
Something smells like carrots.
Something smells like carrots.
See lessHow does a snowman get to work?
By icicle!
By icicle!
See lessWhat do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
A snowball.
See lessWhat does December have that other months don't have?
The letter 'D', because it's the only month that can grade you on your year!"
The letter ‘D’, because it’s the only month that can grade you on your year!”
See lessWhy did the snowman cross the road?
He had snow-balls.
He had snow-balls.
See lessWhat did the mirror say to the dresser?
Looks like you're 'dressing' to impress!
Looks like you’re ‘dressing’ to impress!
See lessHow do you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes.
It runs in your genes.
See lessWhat's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab?
This joke plays on the phonetic similarities between the phrases "crusty bus station" and "busty crustacean." The setup creates an expectation of two vastly different things: a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab. The punchline, however, cleverly twists these descriptions into two phrases thatRead more
This joke plays on the phonetic similarities between the phrases “crusty bus station” and “busty crustacean.” The setup creates an expectation of two vastly different things: a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab. The punchline, however, cleverly twists these descriptions into two phrases that sound remarkably similar. The humor arises from the unexpected play on words and the mental imagery it evokes.
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