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What are your best Oppenheimer jokes?
Do you know why Oppenheimer bombed in japan? They had already seen it.
Do you know why Oppenheimer bombed in japan?
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What is the Barbie's Snyder Cut Joke?
When the Kens turn Barbieland into a Kendom, they essentially hypnotize the Barbies into becoming housewives. Gloria, Barbie, and others have to remind all the zoned-out Barbies that they’re actually accomplished writers and doctors, and politicians in order to overthrow the patriarchy in BarbielandRead more
When the Kens turn Barbieland into a Kendom, they essentially hypnotize the Barbies into becoming housewives. Gloria, Barbie, and others have to remind all the zoned-out Barbies that they’re actually accomplished writers and doctors, and politicians in order to overthrow the patriarchy in Barbieland. When one of the Barbies, played by Alexandra Shipp, wakes up from her daze, she says, “It’s like I’ve been in a dream where I was really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.”
See lessWhat is the Golf ball and hose joke?
Doug was a single guy. He had a good job, he was fun to be around, and wasn't bad looking. He was in his early 30's and never married. He went through girlfriend after girlfriend and always seemed to break up with every girl at about the three week mark in the relationship. One evening Doug was at hRead more
Doug was a single guy. He had a good job, he was fun to be around, and wasn’t bad looking. He was in his early 30’s and never married. He went through girlfriend after girlfriend and always seemed to break up with every girl at about the three week mark in the relationship.
One evening Doug was at his local bar and the the bartender asks him why he breaks up with every girlfriend at the end of the third week. Doug says “well I just won’t marry a woman unless she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. I know it’s a high standard, but I promised myself that I wouldn’t accept anything less than that one trait in a woman.”
A few years go by and a few dozen girlfriends later the bartender hasn’t seen Doug in the bar for a while. He asks around and none of the guys he hangs out with had seen him for a couple of months. Then the local doctor walks in and the bartender worried about Doug asks if he knew anything about where he was. The doctor says “Some girl sucked Doug’s testicles through his pee-hole……The wedding is set for june”.
See lessWhat does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
It gets jalapeño business!
See lessWhat kind of music do cows listen to?
MOOOOOsic.
MOOOOOsic.
See lessWhat's your best Reese Witherspoon joke?
If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers. She'd have to give up the poon.
If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers.
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What's your best matter baby joke?
"Would you rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby?" "What's a matter baby?" "Nothing, I'm fine sweetie. How are you?"
“Would you rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby?”
See less“What’s a matter baby?”
“Nothing, I’m fine sweetie. How are you?”
What joke caused the death of Athenian philosopher Chrysippus?
The ancient philosopher Chrysippus, a major figure in Stoic philosophy, reportedly died of laughter after observing a donkey eating figs. The story goes that Chrysippus got the donkey drunk on wine, then, seeing the donkey trying to eat figs, he cried out, "Now give the donkey a pure wine to wash doRead more
The ancient philosopher Chrysippus, a major figure in Stoic philosophy, reportedly died of laughter after observing a donkey eating figs. The story goes that Chrysippus got the donkey drunk on wine, then, seeing the donkey trying to eat figs, he cried out, “Now give the donkey a pure wine to wash down the figs!” and then started laughing so hard that he died.
See lessWhere do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is.
Pear-is.
See lessWhat has three letters and starts with gas?
A car.
A car.
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