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What do apples and black people have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
They both look good hanging from a tree.
See lessWhat's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
Kermit’s finger.
See lessHow much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
Nothing, it’s on the house.
See lessWhy is 10 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine.
Because seven ate nine.
See lessWhy couldn't the baker buy a new car?
Because he didn't make enough dough.
Because he didn’t make enough dough.
See lessWhat did one saggy boob say to the other?
If we don't get some support here, people are going to think we're nuts!
If we don’t get some support here, people are going to think we’re nuts!
See lessHow many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. It was engineered properly the first time and does not require changing.
Zero. It was engineered properly the first time and does not require changing.
See lessWhat do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Roberto.
See lessWhat did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Absolutely nothing, they just waved.
Absolutely nothing, they just waved.
See lessWhat has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Def Leppard.
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