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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he's always thinking 'happy thoughts' and hard landings are too hard.
Because he’s always thinking ‘happy thoughts’ and hard landings are too hard.
See lessWhy did the cow want a divorce?
Because she got a bum steer.
Because she got a bum steer.
See lessWhat did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked on it.
She choked on it.
See lessWhat do you call a crushed angle?
A rectangle.
A rectangle.
See lessWhy are bacteria bad at math?
They Multiply By Dividing.
They Multiply By Dividing.
See lessWhat do apples and black people have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
They both look good hanging from a tree.
See lessWhat's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
Kermit’s finger.
See lessHow much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
Nothing, it’s on the house.
See lessWhy is 10 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine.
Because seven ate nine.
See lessWhy couldn't the baker buy a new car?
Because he didn't make enough dough.
Because he didn’t make enough dough.
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