This joke is a pun that combines a well-known Christmas carol with a characteristic of grapes. The phrase “‘Tis the season to be jolly” is from the popular Christmas carol “Deck the Halls.” The joke replaces “jolly” with “jelly,” playing on the fact that grapes can be made into jelly. The humor lies in the unexpected substitution of “jelly” in a context usually associated with joy and celebration, particularly during the Christmas season. By imagining grapes singing this altered lyric, the joke whimsically attributes a self-aware, playful nature to the grapes, as if they are celebrating their own transformation into jelly during the festive period.

The humor in this story lies in the exaggerated reactions of Frank, an inexperienced chili taster, to the increasingly spicy chili varieties at a Texas cook-off. Unlike the seasoned Texan judges, Frank is overwhelmed by the heat and potency of the chili. His reactions escalate comically from surprise to physical discomfort, and finally to absurdity, with each new sample. The disparity between the mild comments of the experienced judges and Frank’s over-the-top descriptions highlights the cultural and personal differences in spice tolerance. The story plays on Texas’s reputation for hot chili and the unpreparedness of an outsider facing this local culinary challenge. Each of Frank’s comments is more outrageous than the last, leading to a climax where he’s physically affected by the chili’s heat, adding slapstick elements to the humor. The story’s humor is rooted in hyperbole, culture shock, and the universal experience of biting off more than one can chew.

The joke “Did you hear about the man who filled his inflatable girlfriend up with helium? And now she’s playing hard to get!” employs humor through wordplay and a whimsical scenario. The key element is the use of helium, a gas known for its property of being lighter than air, causing things filled with it to float or rise. The term “inflatable girlfriend” humorously refers to a blow-up doll, often a subject of jokes relating to loneliness or substitute companionship. The phrase “playing hard to get,” typically used to describe someone who is intentionally acting unapproachable or aloof in a romantic context, is humorously literalized here. When the man fills the inflatable girlfriend with helium, she physically floats away, making her literally “hard to get” due to her newfound buoyancy.

The joke “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel” is a play on words involving the typical format of a knock-knock joke and the art of yodeling. Knock-knock jokes usually follow a predictable pattern, where the punchline is a pun based on the name or phrase spoken by the ‘knocker’. In this joke, “Little old lady who?” sounds like the person responding is attempting to yodel, as “who” resembles the sound of a basic yodel. Yodeling is a form of singing which involves repeated and rapid changes in pitch between the low-pitch chest register and the high-pitch head register.

The joke “If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.” plays on the dual meaning of the word “Mayflower.” The first part of the joke is a common proverb: “April showers bring May flowers,” which means that a period of discomfort can provide the basis for a period of joy and pleasure. It typically refers to the rain in April leading to the blooming of flowers in May.
The punchline, “Pilgrims,” is a clever twist. While listeners might expect a continuation of the botanical theme, the joke instead refers to the Mayflower, the historic ship that transported the first English Puritans, known as the Pilgrims, from Plymouth, England, to the New World in 1620.