The anti-joke “Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they’re dead.” plays with the listener’s expectations by subverting a well-known punchline. The common version of this joke ends with “Because the ‘P’ is silent,” referencing the silent “P” in the word “pterodactyl.” This punchline relies on wordplay and the peculiarities of English spelling. However, the altered punchline, “Because they’re dead,” is blunt and literal, catching the listener off guard. The humor arises from this unexpected twist, which contrasts the playful nature of the original joke with the stark reality that pterodactyls, being prehistoric creatures, are indeed extinct and dead.

The “Sally had 69 boobs” joke is a classic calculator joke that uses numbers to tell a story which, when entered into a calculator and viewed upside down, spells out a word or phrase. The joke narrates a whimsical tale about Sally, who has an exaggerated number of boobs and seeks medical intervention. As the story progresses, listeners are prompted to input numbers into a calculator. The culmination of the joke is when the final number, after all the mathematical operations, is “58008.” When a calculator displaying this number is turned upside down, it reads as “BOOBLESS.”

The joke highlights the pervasive nature of modern technology companies, like Google, and their access to vast amounts of personal data. The caller, attempting to simply order a pizza, finds himself confronted with Google’s extensive knowledge about his health, spending habits, medication, and even legal matters. The humor emerges from the exaggerated and intrusive nature of Google’s responses, which escalate with each exchange. The punchline, revealing that even the caller’s escape plan is known to Google due to his expired passport, underscores the inescapable reach of technology and the loss of privacy in the digital age, presenting a satirical commentary on contemporary concerns.

The joke revolves around the perception of a good deal and the cleverness of the old man. The young man believes he’s outsmarting the old man by buying watermelons one at a time for $3 each, thinking he’s saving $1 compared to the “3 for $10” deal. However, the old man’s intention is revealed in the punchline: he’s tricking customers into buying more watermelons than they might have originally intended. By making the “3 for $10” offer seem less advantageous, he entices customers to buy multiple single watermelons, increasing his sales.

The joke “What DIY tools do you use in Math? Multi-plyers!” is a clever play on words that bridges the world of mathematics with that of do-it-yourself (DIY) tools. The term “multi-plyers” sounds phonetically similar to “multipliers,” which are used in mathematics for multiplication. On the other hand, “pliers” are a common tool used in various DIY and repair tasks. By combining “multi-” (indicating multiplication) with “pliers” (the tool), the joke creates a fictional tool called “multi-plyers.”